Lunchpickr
Life is hard enough without having to make unnecessary decisions. Let Lunchpickr tell you where to eat,
which clothes to buy, and who to be friends with. Our advanced social metric recommendation algorithm
will ensure that you're always doing the 100% optimal thing as determined by everyone else.
Employee #1
| Occupation | Something Way Cooler |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Too many hours spent on Facebook. |
Employee #2
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Chef |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | I'd bring anything for the company, but I won't bring that. |
Employee #3
| Occupation | Designer |
| Alternative | Lead Guitarist |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | the universe... and some random assortments of web2.0 sexiness |
Employee #4
| Occupation | Something Really Hard to Explain |
| Alternative | Lead Guitarist |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | 14Kg of slightly runny camembert |
Employee #5
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | A reasonably infection cold. |
Employee #6
| Occupation | Something Way Cooler |
| Alternative | Superhero |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Light Bulbs, Used Napkins & Buzz |
Employee #7
| Occupation | Something Really Hard to Explain |
| Alternative | Crazy Person |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | General awesomeness and as many hot chicks as you can ask for. |
Employee #8
| Occupation | Academic / Educator |
| Alternative | Writer |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Apathy |
Employee #9
| Occupation | Daydreamer |
| Alternative | Writer |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | A non perth perspective! |
Employee #10
| Occupation | Designer |
| Alternative | Lead Guitarist |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Fonts. |
Employee #11
| Occupation | Something Way Cooler |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | All-Around Gorgeous |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | my money |
Squoozee
Squoozee is the cutting edge social platform for developing application based services. Our open API
ensures full data portability between platform based applications, and allows for full leveraging of
our patent-pending Friend Engine in service based platforms. Our social graphs will knock your socks off.
Employee #1
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Lead Guitarist |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | I've got a sweet bike. |
Employee #2
| Occupation | Daydreamer |
| Alternative | Superhero |
| Appearance | All-Around Gorgeous |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Porn. Lots of porn. |
Employee #3
| Occupation | Informationalismist |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | tmi |
Employee #4
| Occupation | Informationalismist |
| Alternative | Astronaut |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Networked Organisms Trained for Hazardous Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification |
Employee #5
| Occupation | Informationalismist |
| Alternative | Painter |
| Appearance | Swarthy |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | insight into what makes people sticky for each other... |
Employee #6
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Other |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Nothing! :P |
Employee #7
| Occupation | Academic / Educator |
| Alternative | Crazy Person |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Blind optimism until something goes wrong then its dire pessimism. |
Employee #8
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Chef |
| Appearance | All-Around Gorgeous |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Style, Flair and Rails experience (very web 2.0) |
Employee #9
| Occupation | Daydreamer |
| Alternative | Astronaut |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Stuff |
Employee #10
| Occupation | Other |
| Alternative | Crazy Person |
| Appearance | Swarthy |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | A cynical outlook and Segways |
Employee #11
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | I KNOW NUZZINK! |
so.methi.ng
Everyday, you're inundated with informational things. They end up scattered on your desktop and cluttering up
your inbox. Why not let so.methi.ng organize your things? With a few quick clicks, you can group all your
things together with your other things. so.methi.ng handles video things, picture things, text things, interactive things,
musical things, thingamabobs, whatsits, and doodads.
Employee #1
| Occupation | Renaissance Wo/man |
| Alternative | Writer |
| Appearance | Multicoloured |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Unswerving dedication, and a love of goats. |
Employee #2
| Occupation | Entrepreneur |
| Alternative | Astronaut |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | snappy fashion and great stories of karaoke |
Employee #3
| Occupation | Something Really Hard to Explain |
| Alternative | Writer |
| Appearance | Grainy Webcam Photo |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | Sultanas |
Employee #4
| Occupation | Renaissance Wo/man |
| Alternative | Chef |
| Appearance | All-Around Gorgeous |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Sass and attitude. |
Employee #5
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Other |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Epic. Ninjas. Skills. Oh, and maybe a bottle cap or something? Otherwise, Supreme Knowledge of the Internet (excluding 99.95% of it). |
Employee #6
| Occupation | Something Way Cooler |
| Alternative | Superhero |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | A ready smile and inappropriate flirting. |
Employee #7
| Occupation | Developer |
| Alternative | Crazy Person |
| Appearance | Vanilla |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | humour |
Employee #8
| Occupation | Entrepreneur |
| Alternative | Lead Guitarist |
| Appearance | All-Around Gorgeous |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | Spunk |
Employee #9
| Occupation | Designer |
| Alternative | Spiritual Guru |
| Appearance | Above That Sort of Thing |
| Age | Too Old |
| Contribution | DRUGS DRUGS and more DRUGS |
Employee #10
| Occupation | Designer |
| Alternative | Wizard |
| Appearance | Excellent Fashion Sense |
| Age | Not Old Enough |
| Contribution | an ability to look genuinely interested in the mundane when thinking about twitting and coffee. |